#What I loved and still love about Rose is that she’s an ‘underachiever’#she has no A Levels #dropped out of school #made a bad mistake with a guy and trusted him and got her heart broken #still lives with her mum #works in a department store#but she’s also so brilliant #so brave and caring and courageous and so fantastic #she doesn’t let shit stop her #she doesn’t listen to the people who tell her that she’s achieved nothing in her life #because getting great a levels and and a perfect job does not mean you’ll be happy #and that’s all especially relevant to me now #and now I’m really glad Rose taught me this when I was twelve #your academics do not measure your worth as a person 

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on le job hunt, 

gettin distracted n shit hehehe 

this is boring as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Super fuckin bored at work n this shit is lame as hell lol

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eatsleepdraw:

Leeloo Dallas by Anne LaClair

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loooooooooooooove it

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pretty-rage-machine:

froggyk:

petitekleptomania:

forgivemeannabelle:

confringo-:

starry-dawn:

angryarabrants:

vladtheimpala:

jensenapples:

vladtheimpala:

ouyangdan:

ladyfreakingchaos:

tinydragongina:

tyleroakley:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

Reblogging for the comments

this is the best chain of comments ever. period.

can I be a shareholder?

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THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

ASDFGHLGFHJSDLKJ I NEED A KITTY LIKE THIS OMG WHAT A CUTIE XD 

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cosmo tip #429

expertcosmotips:

if he falls in love with another girl cut him in half and share him

^^^ That’s not from cosmo, thats from king solomon the wise, bitches ;) lol

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cristalca:

bitches love flowers-gatsby

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hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

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lynzave:

my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”

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hacheload:

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steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

FUCKING GENIUS! YOU SIR, DESERVE AN AWARD FOR THIS SHIT

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!

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peabodysfedora:

mr-egbutt:

mr-egbutt:

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.

But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.

Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.

For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with.

I can’t deal with that little miliary-esque hand cross at the end. Not only is it extremely attractive, but it shows how it’s not just the suit, but the attitude and the way you carry yourself that makes a fine suit shine.

In the first gif, even his shirt cuffs are too long, despite the oversized suit, 

tacky tacky tacky..

Second set…. mmmmmm ;3 THAT’S what a suited man is supposed to look like

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zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Leo

enqlishwbu:

qlowstick:

“wil u be my sholder to cry on”

“no jim get off me”

omfg hahaha ^

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